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More Smile with Joke Only

. Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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Sex is like mathematics:

Add the bed, minus the lights, subtract the clothes, bring down the panty, divide the legs, then find the decimal point and be ready to multiply....

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At their honeymoon:
60-yr old Pastor to his young bride:
'Honey, before we do it, let's first pray for guidance.' Young bride:
'Darling, just pray for endurance, I'll take care of the guidance!'

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Anak: Mommy, ang ganda ng bracelet mo. Bigay ba ni Daddy yan?
Mommy: Ay naku anak, kung sa Daddy mo lang ako aasa, baka pati ikaw wala sa mundong ito.

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Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? ('May bahay')
Ano naman ang kabit? ('May condo')

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Sa seminario:
Madre: 'Father, pagsabihan mo naman yung mga seminarista. Umiihi sila sa pader!'
Father: 'Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag mo nang pansinin!'
Madre: 'Naku, Father, malalaki po, Malaki!'

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BARTENDER: Sir, napansin ko bawat inom ninyo tumitingin kayo sa bulsa ninyo.
MAN: Ahh, ito? Picture ng Misis ko ito.... pagmaganda na siya sa tingin ko, uuwi na ako.


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Should I get a dog?

. Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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Should I get a Dog OR....



.....have children?










What do you think?


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Science Exam

. Monday, August 18, 2008
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If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers. Some of them are hysterical.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


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Joke of the Day: Impetuous Decision

. Sunday, August 3, 2008
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An older Desi couple having taken all their past vacations either staying at home, or at friends’ and relatives’ homes in other cities decided now to stay in a top name luxury Hotel for an experience in a resort city and to cash an off-season discount coupon.

They came to the grandiose hotel, got their room keys and Bellman started escorting them.

A door opened, Husband and wife looked at each other with a big gasp.

Desi always devised their games to get better and more return for their money. The outspoken wife with tacit consent from the husband started blasting at the Bellman.

"You know we are from India. You can't fool us. You promise grand room, great view and this room does not even have a window, I don't see any bathroom. Do we have to toilet in the lobby? You think we don't know it. We have a distant cousin running a grocery store here in town, we will stay with them. I want to talk to your manager and we want our money back’’

The bellman explained politely, “Ma'am this is not your room. This is just our elevator to take you to your room.”


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Joke of the Day

. Monday, July 28, 2008
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Use JULY in a sentence…
“Anak, pinagbinta­ngan ka raw ng titser mo na nangopya. Ano ang ginawa mo? Did JULY?”

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May mga tinanong, “Makikinig ba kayo sa SONA ni Gloria?”
Tugon nila, “Hindi na!”
Ang ilan naman, “Para ano pa eh bobolahin lang tayo!”
Wika ng iba, “Hindi naman kapani-paniwala si GMA!”
Huh?!
Magpakatotoo nga kayo!
Ilan na ba ang napa­kinggan n’yo? Malamang nga, napakinggan n’yo na… babasahin n’yo pa!

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May mga isinilang upang maglingkod.
Marami ang isinilang upang paglingkuran.
Si Gloria’y isinilang upang magsinu­­ngaling.
Tayo’y isinilang… upang bolahin!

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SONA…
S-a mga
O-posisyon
N-awa’y maging bukas ang isipan…
A-tubilihin na lang ang positibong pag-unlad at hindi pamumulitika… Tigilan na ang maruming gawa ng pulitika!

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WORDS OF WISDOM

“Men by nature are polygamous… which I would rather be… than monotonous.” – ERAP [Adarmi]

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UMAWIT TAYO
Leron, leron, sinta
Suso ay papaya
Utong ay mapula
Puno ng gatas pa
Pagdating sa kama
Hubo’t hubad na siya
Kumapit ka, iha
Papasok ang sawa

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PATALASTAS
Gusto n’yo ng kape? Ang masarap na pampainit sa umaga.
Mamili ka!
Great Sex Coffee o Sex Caffe, yeah
Let’s sit and sex for a while
One moment, one Sex Caffe!

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Time
I’ve been passing time watching trains go by
All of my life…

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Kumanta lang ako habang naghihintay sa text mo.
Sana, pagtunog ng cellphone ko…
IT MIGHT BE YOU

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DAGA #1: Ako, tapang! Kain ako Racumin!
DAGA #2: Mas tapang ako! Kain ako keso sa mousetrap!
DAGA #3: Ako, tapang sa lahat!
DAGA #2: Bakit?
DAGA #3: Syota ko, pusa!

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Makes sense?
“Be brave enough to love someone whom you know might kill/hurt you in the end.”
…Akalain mo, may lesson pa ‘yun?!

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NANAY: Anak, gising ka muna…
ANAK: ‘Nay, ‘di ba, sabi ko, huwag mo ‘kong gisingin kung hindi naman emergency?
NANAY: Kasi, naubusan tayo ng Gasul. Hindi ko matuloy ang pagluluto ko.
ANAK: Ano po ba ang niluluto ninyo?
NANAY: ‘Yung paborito mong ulam… menudo!
ANAK: Emergency naman pala, eh!

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Nagkasalubong ang lasing na si Makoy at ang dalagang si Brenda.
Biglang hinalikan ni Makoy ang dalaga.
MAKOY: Ay, sori, miss! Akala ko, ikaw ang misis ko!
BRENDA: Tarantado! Hindi ako mag-aasawa ng katulad mong bastos at lasenggo! Gunggong!
MAKOY: O, kita mo na… Pati pagsasalita… Parehong-pareho kayo ng misis ko!

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ANAK: Akala ko ba, ampon n’yo ako?! Eto ang birth certificate ko. Ang tagal n’yong inilihim sa akin! Tunay n’yo pala akong anak!
MAGULANG: Pero anak… itinuring ka rin naman namin na parang pekeng anak.
ANAK: Ano na lang ang sasabihin ng mga kamag-anak natin kapag nalaman nilang tunay n’yo pala akong anak?! Ayoko na rito! Aalis na ‘ko!
MAGULANG: Huwag, anak! Saan ka naman pupunta?
ANAK: Hahanapin ko ang mga peke kong magulang!

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MARK: Pare, kumusta na ‘yung mahi­nang preno ng BMW ko? Malakas na ba?
MEKANIKO: Hindi pa, pare!
MARK: Paano ‘yan? Gagamitin ko na ‘yan, eh!
MEKANIKO: Huwag kang mag-alala. Nilakasan ko naman ang busina, eh!

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GIRLFRIEND: Hon, yayain mo naman akong lumabas! Kahit kailan, hindi mo pa ‘ko niyayang lumabas!
BOYFRIEND: Sige, lumabas ka na!

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PULIS: Huli ka! Akala mo ba, tama ‘yang ginagawa mo? Huling-huli kang mandurukot ka! Alam mo ba kung magkano ang piyansa sa mandurukot na katulad mo? P1,000!
MANDURUKOT: Eh, sir… P500 lang ang nadukot ko…
PULIS: Ganu’n ba? Sige, pakakawalan muna kita. Bumalik ka sa akin kapag nakadukot ka pa uli ng P500! [Vin ng Antipolo]


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Joke of the Day: Mga Unang Halik

. Thursday, July 17, 2008
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MISIS: Hon, may problema tayo. Nalunok ni Bunso ‘yung ginagamit kong lapis.
MISTER: Madali lang ‘yan, hon. Gamitin mo muna ‘yung ballpen!

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GIRLFRIEND: Wow! Ang sarap pala ng first kiss!
BOYFRIEND: Talaga? First kiss mo ‘to?
GIRLFRIEND: Oo! Ang lilibog kasi ng mga ex ko! Gusto nila eh blowjob agad!

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MISTER: (hinalik-halikan ang balikat ni misis) Hon, sige na…
MISIS: Ano ka ba?! Bumabagyo na nga, eh!
MISTER: (patuloy sa paghalik-halik at humihimas-himas pa) Ayaw mo ba nu’n? Mas maganda. Kasi, malamig.
MISIS: Ano ka ba?! Nakakahiya dito sa evacuation center!

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GIRL: If my right leg was your lunch and my left leg was your dinner, what will you prefer?
BOY: I love the snack between meals! [Baby Chinito]

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LINDA: Haaay! Ang kuripot talaga ng boyfriend ko!
THESS: Bakit naman?
LINDA: Biruin mo ba naman… sabi ko, gusto kong makita ang Baguio City… binigyan ako ng postcard!

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Marapat na nabibigyang-halaga ang damdamin ng bawa’t isa.
Tulad ng magsing-irog na ito…
Kalibugan ng buwan noon… bagama’t malamig na umaalingasaw ang simoy ng hangin… ay lalo namang nadadarang ang nagbabagang pagnanasa nina Hugo’t Tina.
Agaw-hiningang nag­lulunoy sa dagat-dagatang apoy si Hugo nang biglang umalagwa si Tina…
“Hugo… Hugot muna!” samo ni Tina.
Sisinghap-singhap at kakayug-kayog na tuma­lima si Hugo… umahon mula sa naglalawang balon at nakuha pang magtanong, “Tina, bakit?”
“Bakit ka’dyan?!” asik ni Tina at kasabay ng tila kulog sa tag-araw, nasambit ni Tina, “Nauutot ako!”

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Tinanong ng isang binata ang isang dalaga, “May boyfriend ka na ba?”
Kinikilig ang dalaga na sumagot, “Bakit mo naitanong?”
Sabi ng binata, “Curious lang ako kung may papatol sa ‘yo.”

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Kasalan…
FR. DAMASO: Ikaw, lalaki, tinatanggap mo ba si babae upang iyong maging kabiyak?
GROOM: Father, huwag n’yo akong bolahin, ha?! Gusto ko, buo… ayoko ng kabiyak!

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LOVE is like an ice cream.
May choKULET sa panliligaw. MELON naman UBEr sweet.
May BERRY sensitive. Meron ding mga MANGGAgamit.
‘Di VANILLA alam na masakit magMOCCAng tanga sa FUDGE-ibig?!

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Di ba, masakit kapag inagawan ka?
Di ba, masakit kapag niloko ka?
Di ba, masakit kapag pinaasa ka?
Pero mas masakit kapag umiiwas siya kahit ramdam na ramdam mo… na may Boy Bawang siya sa bulsa!
Kadamutan, di ba?!

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Nag-text ‘yung mahal mo…
Moment mo ‘yun, eh! Kuwentuhan to the max kaya inabot kayo ng umaga.
Kinabukasan, may nagtanong, “Puyat ka, ‘no?! Sino na naman ang katext mo kagabi?!”
“Iyong mahal ko…”
“Kaya naman pala, eh

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Minsan, sa pakikipag-text, hindi mo alam… nagmamahal ka na pala!
Kahit hindi mo siya nakikita.
Pero naisip mo ba?
Na sa pag-ibig.. hindi naman mata ang humuhusga.
Puso, di ba?


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What is Marketing?

. Monday, July 14, 2008
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You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,
"She's fantastic in bed."

- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You get up and straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie
brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."

- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
You talk him into going home with your friend.

- That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there
could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center
and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

- That's Spam.


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Joke of the Day: Jim & Edna

. Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "Hindi sya nagpakamatay noh! Pinatutuyo ko lang yun!"


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Pa Won't Like It

. Friday, July 4, 2008
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.


"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."


"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."


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Moral Lesson

. Thursday, July 3, 2008
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'."

Kevin turned to his younger brother & said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


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Joke of the Day

. Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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Bill Gates organized a recruitment session to choose a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try.

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience managing more than 100 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, 'I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says "Ano ba yun, dong?'

The other candidate answers 'Ewan ko, pare.'


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Joke Joke Joke

. Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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SPC sis: "Butsoy balato naman para sa holy project namin"
(sa Sur they call the bastard Butsoy)

Cong. Pichay: "sister hindi tayo katalo, alam ko ang raket nyo. Huli kita."

SPC sis: "alam ko rin ang raket mo, Soy"

Cong. Pichay: "ayy, parehas pala tayo sister, apiiir"

SPC sis: "apiiiir"

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Husband to wife: Day, didto na ko sa GSIS. Gipakita nako ang akong puting buhok, na-approve dayon ang akong pension application.

Wife: Sus, gipakita pub unta nimo ang imong uten! Approve unta imong disability application!


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Priests

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a male stripper, gorgeous, 6'2" and hard bodied. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "Oh my God."


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Yard Sale

. Monday, June 30, 2008
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One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale!"


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Long Live Bachelors

. Friday, June 27, 2008
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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !! -Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. -Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a tenyear married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eyeopener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -Anonymous

I asked my wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary ?" She said," Somewhere I have never been !" I told her, " How about the kitchen ?" -Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. -Anonymous

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. -Anonymous

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." -Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! -Anonymous

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "


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Doctor vs Engine Mechanic

. Tuesday, June 24, 2008
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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the Garage,"Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute.

"The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,

"So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?"

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic :

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Few Good Jokes

. Monday, June 23, 2008
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Wonderful coffee

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

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Doctor's promise

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."

"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."

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Dentist's thinking

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."

Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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In safe hands

Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.

Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.


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Always tell your wife the truth

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"

She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and...

"You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"


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Super Computer

. Friday, June 13, 2008
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The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.

"This," he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".

At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone.

"Where is my father?" he asked.

There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out.

On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa.

Clever Guest laughed.

"Actually", he said, "My father is dead"!

It had been a tricky question! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?

Clever Guest thought, went to the Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"

Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words, "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Goa."


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drunk and a nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.

Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said.........."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"


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