3 Reasons why Laughing is Good for your Health

Erap to Cardinal: Hanggang ngayon galit pa ang simbahan sa akin. This is unfair.
Cardinal: Why did you say that?
Erap: Mayroong Sabado de GLORIA, Sagrado de CORAZON, at Domingo de RAMOS. Bakit ako wala??? Eh, I was also a President!
Cardinal (after a careful thought): OK, from now on, yours is ASS Wednesday!

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Erap dreamed that he died and went to heaven. St. Peter gave him Ai-ai delas Alas as partner, saying, 'Kung mabait ka sana , mas maganda ang partner mo.' Erap saw Chavit with Gretchen Barretto and said, 'Bakit si Chavit, mas madaming kasalanan, si Gretchen ang partner?' St. Peter: Iho, parusa yan kay Gretchen.

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Why did Erap shoot his wife when he bought a house?
Because the contract reads: 'Execute all 3 copies together with your wife...'

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Ano ang nagpasikat kay Erap? Wristband. Ano ang magpapayaman kay Abalos? Broadband. Ano ang magpapabagsak kay GMA? Husband!

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Pari nagmimisa: sino sa inyo ang may kagalit??
Taass kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae
Pari: si lola lang ang walang kagalit... ano edad nyo lola??
Lola: 93 anyos.
Pari: tingnan nyo si lola.. 93 na pero walang kagalit!! Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit???
Lola: PATAY na ang mga WALANGHIYA!!!

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JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!

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A mental patient singing while lying in a hospital bed, after a song dumapa siya.
The nurse asked: O bakit ka bumaliktad??
He answered: Adik ka ba??? Side B na kaya!!!

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Job interview

Boss: Why should we hire you?
Tikyo: Mas mabuti po ang bagong tulad ko dahil wala pang sungay.
Boss: English please.
Tikyo: Well, you see, uh, I'm brand new so I'm not yet horny!

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BF: sunduin kita mamaya,bubusina nalang ako sa kapag nasa harap na ng bahay nyo
GF: Ok sige, anong dala mong sasakyan
BF: Wala, busina lang

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Pinoy coping mechanism at work!
A: Magkano po ang tinola?
M: 20 lang.
A: May sabaw?
M: Libre na ang sabaw namin.
A: Kanin, meron?
M: 5 lang.
A: May tutong?
M: Libre na.
A: Sige manong, tutong at sabaw nga!

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Great signs!
1. Gynecologist - Dr. Chua at your cervix.
2. Septic tank truck - Yesterday's meals on wheels.
3. Plumber's office - We repair what your husband fixed.
4. Tire shop - Invite us to your next blowout.
5. Electrical shop - Let us remove your shorts.
6. Maternity room door - Push, push, push!
7. Optometrist's clinic - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

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Inspirational quote that we must always remember:

kung kaya ng iba...

pagawa mo sa kanila...

dont force yourself.. make your life easy!!!


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Three reasons why laughing is good for your health:

1. Your heart - laughing lowers your blood pressure while increasing the amount of oxygen carried in your blood.
2. Your lungs - a deep belly laugh is like an internal aerobic workout, helping you breath more efficiently.
3. Your anxiety level - laughing lowers levels of the stress hormone cortisol, reducing tension. So take time to laugh even at the corniest joke!